I'm A Hit At Parties

I'm a misogynist

For a reason

Folks

But I don't believe

Women belong

In the kitchen

That's just silly

I just think

Women are

Evil

Diabolic

Fascist

And treat decent men

The way that Michael Vick

Treats puppies

Right Before I Cum I'll Stop Punching You In The Face

Some people wouldn't

Know what humor is

If George Carlin

Was gnawing tit-fuck jokes

Into their lifeless corneas

These walking punchlines

Slip on banana peels

Into their own

Colons

Only finding giggles at

The bottom of their

Five dollar lattes

Pretension clouds the rest

Who knew that

Their emptiness could

Be funnier than

A spinning bowtie

On a townsquare lynching?