I always have to roll my eyes when they tell us that the camouflage toddlers are fighting for our free will when we've been swimming in bullet proof rivers for years while they follow the twisted vision of dead gods and their pederast uncle.
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Saturday, November 30, 2013
Organ
My opinion is more sacred than yours. Mine has been proven with research and is backed by people more intelligent than both of us. Throw those written words to the rats along with your proof and common law. Conspiracy is fact. God in 1080p.
Friday, October 4, 2013
Elephant Plague
I told the steetlight
I was feeling
sick
from the bottom
of a road
flooded with vomit
It blinked
three or four times
before succumbing
to its own illness
I sprawled my ghost body
on the sidewalk
to welcome the inevitable
and before I died
I saw an eagle
slowly flying towards
the ground
Its right wing
weighed down
by the ashes
of a billion
dollar bills
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Why So Serious?
He was picking through
a stack of razors
trying to find God
when he heard the weeping
of a thousand children
He stripped off his suit
and pranced
to the cemetery
where they were leaking puss
into an open grave
He pushed his cock
into the orifices
one
by
one
thinking it would help
knowing that it wouldn't
And as this was happening
the dead awoke
from their slumber
and they shouted at him
with their muffled words
but didn't dare do anything
otherwise
When he was finished
he put his clothes
back on
placed his hands on his hips
and smiled
for the camera
in the sky
as the sea of gravestones
resumed its peaceful
contentment
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Rainbow Party System
With better elocution
i could bend the masses
to my non-existent will
With better reflexes
i could have taken the bullet
that rushed toward
Kennedy's head
I am no god
The nightcrawlers leap from my mouth
swing from the chandelier
and smile for the cameras
like a politician
posing with his family
secretly wanting to strangle
them all
Saturday, July 13, 2013
The Jaundice Revolution
Monday, July 8, 2013
Buttermilk
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
The New Pledge Of Allegiance
to the fist
of the United States government
and to the republic
for which we kneel
one nation
forever fractured
with liberty and justice for the rich