Friday, December 20, 2013

A Parable For Sodomites And People Who Sleep With Their Sisters

This is a piece I wrote back in 2010 that I feel is more relevant now with the Phil Robertson / Duck Dynasty situation.

Adam and Steve used to walk down to the reservoir and fuck behind the waterfall to hide their love. One day they saw Jesus, his leg trapped under a boulder. They used their limited strength to push it into the sea, sealing the waterfall forever. Our Savior gave them each a kiss and promised the star-struck lovers entrance into Heaven. A few weeks later some rednecks caught them making love and hung their dainty bodies from an oak tree overlooking the reservoir. Three months passed and a tornado ravished the inbreds' trailer park; ripping their obese, snuff spit-drenched bodies to bits. Now Adam and Steve sip wine coolers with God while the heathens get sodomized in Hell.

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